doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 2 [Part 1]

74,077 notes   •   August 31 2014, 02:22 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
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doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]

101,008 notes   •   August 31 2014, 01:05 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
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rebelwithoutabroom:

Harry Potter AU in which Remus Lupin doesn’t leave Hogwarts after Snape tells everyone he’s a werewolf

instead, he fucking stays where he belongs

and, as the howlers start coming, insults exploding at the teacher’s table every morning like clockwork, the students take notice. They see Lupin’s face, and he’s not even angry, he looks fucking resigned to it, like he deserves it.

So, the students take matters into their own hands. 

"You’re the best teacher EVER" is heard on a Monday morning, followed by a “We really like your classes” on Tuesday and “Thanks for being such a cool guy. AND FOR THE CHOCOLATES” on Wednesday.

by Friday, things have escalated to the point that you can’t  go ten minutes without a howler bursting and showering Lupin in compliments.

(It’s a whole month before the fateful “YOU HAVE A VERY CUTE ASS, 10/10 WOULD BANG! ” and the subsequent banning of all howlers for the teachers.

Snape has never looked more constipated in his life.)

21,645 notes   •   August 30 2014, 03:38 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
niamhtweetyz:

sunshine—kissed:

After careful examination of this family tree I have figured out these facts:
1. James Potter is the second cousin of Sirius Black, Narcissa Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange and Andromeda Tonks
2. Draco Malfoy and Nymphadora Lupin are first cousins
3. Harry Potter is the third cousin of Draco and Nymphadora
4. Scorpius Malfoy (Draco’s son) and Ted Lupin are second cousins
5. James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter and Lily Luna Potter are fourth cousins of Scorpius and Ted

niamhtweetyz:

sunshine—kissed:

After careful examination of this family tree I have figured out these facts:

1. James Potter is the second cousin of Sirius Black, Narcissa Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange and Andromeda Tonks

2. Draco Malfoy and Nymphadora Lupin are first cousins

3. Harry Potter is the third cousin of Draco and Nymphadora

4. Scorpius Malfoy (Draco’s son) and Ted Lupin are second cousins

5. James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter and Lily Luna Potter are fourth cousins of Scorpius and Ted

222 notes   •   August 29 2014, 03:38 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

iincantatem:

yeah but Andromeda and Narcissa reconciling after the end of the Second War. Narcissa was adrift and Andromeda lost everything — they needed each other like never before.

Narcissa can’t stop thinking about Andromeda. She comes around with a present for Teddy — a peace offering — but Andromeda slams the door in her face. Harry brings baby Teddy home to Andromeda after a day out and finds the queen of the stiff upper lip sobbing. 

"The nerve, thinking she could show her face here after everything."

"There’s something you should know about your sister," Harry says.

"Harry Potter if this is like your "Severus Snape was a hero" shit …"

Harry tells her what happened in the forest, how Narcissa betrayed Voldemort and saved him. Andromeda knows perfectly well it was all to save Draco but she can’t help but be impressed. Narcissa swallows her pride and tries and tries again, coming to Andromeda’s door every day. After all, where did pride get her and Lucius in the end? 

Finally, Andromeda lets her in. 

It takes time, but years of hatred and betrayal crumble. It’s almost like when they were little girls, practicing hair braiding charms on each other and looking for family namesakes in the stars. Someone is missing, of course. Andromeda and Narcissa are the only people in the world mourning Bellatrix Black. It’s strange and complicated grief, grief only the two of them understand. 

Narcissa grows to love Teddy, the half-blood half-werewolf. Andromeda and Narcissa grow to love each other again. 

earrelatedhumour:

  • fandom please I implore you all to talk about Dean Thomas more
  • literally yelling for a red card during a Quidditch match
  • painting a potter for president banner for his friend HOW CUTE
  • offering to forge a signature so that same friend could go to the village with the rest of them
  • actually he paints banners supporting Harry on two separate occasions four years apart 
  • is it weirder that he keeps doing that or that Harry keeps getting himself into situations where he requires banners
  • good with a quill be still my beating heart the boy is an artist
  • literally not giving a single fuck that their teacher was a “dangerous half-breed” because he respected the hell out of him as a person and educator
  • IF YOU MEAN PROFESSOR LUPIN, HE WAS THE BEST WE EVER - 
  • and he grew up as a muggle so he had already been exposed to werewolf folklore and he had every excuse to be afraid or prejudiced and instead decided to judge him on a human level, even without the familiarity the trio etc. had to him
  • standing up for that same teacher time and time again
  • including to a ministry official who he just generally gave the sass to anyway
  • never losing his faith in Harry even when his very best friend in the whole world and approximately 89% of the wizarding community basically thought the bloke was a nutjob
  • convincing his best mate to join DA 
  • there was a fair bit of an anti-dean sentiment in HBP best to ignore that then
  • never having any animosity towards his friend for getting together with his ex-girlfriend so soon
  • completely supporting and defending Harry while on the run because OBVIOUSLY why stop now after seven years of doing literally that at every single opportunity
  • being completely bemused by but always kind towards Luna
  • helping to dig the grave on the beach
  • running out into the final battle without a fucking wand 
  • evidently winning one at some point
  • everything to do with him and Seamus however you want to view their relationship but frankly I could do a whole other post on that
  • also I met Alfie once and he was so pretty
  • dEAN THOMAS
23,659 notes   •   August 26 2014, 06:11 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
burdge:

ok but hear me out- what about a lightning bolt scar that looked like real lightning?

burdge:

ok but hear me out- what about a lightning bolt scar that looked like real lightning?

47,351 notes   •   August 24 2014, 06:11 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
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bellamyyoung:

meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions

117,490 notes   •   August 24 2014, 10:33 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

98,722 notes   •   August 23 2014, 10:33 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

wearethemidnightones:

regulus-blacks-locket:

umbrellasarecool:

khal-blaine:

merrinator:

Things I will forever be upset about:

1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me

3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised

4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be

5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in

6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

tashaturtletwentytwo:

stagdogwolfandrat:





AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.


Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.Harry fiercely defending werewolves.And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.






#can u imagine sirius sending all his letters as howlers#’HELLO HARRY WE MISS YOU A LOT YOU ANNOYING BRAT#THERE’S THIS WEIRD SISTERS CONCERT DURING WINTER BREAK AND WE’VE BOUGHT YOU A TICKET NO OBJECTIONS#LOTS OF LOVE FROM YOUR FAVOURITE GODFATHER#AND I GUESS FROM REMUS TOO’ (via amnesiacbutterfly)

tashaturtletwentytwo:

stagdogwolfandrat:

AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.

Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.
Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.
Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.
Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.
Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.
Harry fiercely defending werewolves.
And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.

129,014 notes   •   August 17 2014, 04:54 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
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dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

103,960 notes   •   August 15 2014, 03:38 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

aitu:

okay but i’ve been thinking about ginny weasley and how great it is that she was always so confident in the dating world and now i’m suddenly desperate for bisexual ginny headcanons

like, ginny being just as confident and popular with girls & nonbinary peeps as with boys, ginny really stretching out her muscles and figuring out what she likes in a partner, ginny calling out anyone who calls her promiscuous when she has never cheated on a datemate, ginny just being as goddamn happy as she deserves to be (except when people say she must be straight because she married harry; then she is angry as fuck and whoever said that finds themselves with an odd rash the next day)

208 notes   •   August 15 2014, 01:05 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

queermarauders:

Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.

60,310 notes   •   August 10 2014, 04:54 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE