Hello!
Truth be told I have no idea how you ended up here, but welcome. I only have the one blog, which means it gets filled up with a lot of unrelated things. There will be numerous fandoms, posts about privilege and oppression, and lots and lots of pretty pictures. Frequently school gets in the way and this Tumblr goes dormant, and then break comes along and I queue up a flood of posts, so don't follow if you like your dash to be somewhat regular.
I'm working on plans for a hobbit hole mansion that me and my friends will live in. If you have ever thought about your own dream-home, then pretty please will you tell me about it?
I don't put up pictures or much biographical information about myself, but you can call me Sakura Nicole.
Oh, and even though this blog may not always be active, I will always answer my asks, so that's open if you ever need to talk to someone or rant.
P.S. I do occasionally put up personal posts, usually under a read more. I would never ask anybody to not read something I put out there publicly, but if I know you in person could you at least pretend you didn't read it? Please and Thank You.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
what in the shit pissing fuck
This makes me really chuffed.
This post is quite egregious
A troll is not someone who has an opposing opinion
A troll is not someone who has an opposing opinion
A TROLL IS NOT SOMONE WHO HAS AN OPPOSING OPINION.
^
Benjamin Dreyer is the VP Executive Managing Editor & Copy Chief of Random House Publishing Group. Below is his list of the common stumbling blocks for authors, from A to X.
- One buys antiques in an antiques store from an antiques dealer; an antique store is a very old store.
- He stayed awhile; he stayed for a while.
- Besides is other than; beside is next to.
- The singular of biceps is biceps; the singular of triceps is triceps. There’s no such thing as a bicep; there’s no such thing as a tricep.
- A blond man, a blond woman; he’s a blond, she’s a blonde.
- A capital is a city (or a letter, or part of a column); a capitol is a building.
- Something centres on something else, not around it.
- If you’re talking about a thrilling plot point, the word is climactic; if you’re discussing the weather, the word is climatic.
- A cornet is an instrument; a coronet is a crown.
- One emigrates from a place; one immigrates to a place.
- The word is enmity, not emnity.
- One goes to work every day, or nearly, but eating lunch is an everyday occurrence.
- A flair is a talent; a flare is an emergency signal.
- A flier is someone who flies planes; a flyer is a piece of paper.
- Flower bed, not flowerbed.
- Free rein, not free reign.
- To garner is to accumulate, as a waiter garners tips; to garnish (in the non-parsley meaning) is to take away, as the government garnishes one’s wages; a garnishee is a person served with a garnishment; to garnishee is also to serve with a garnishment (that is, it’s a synonym for “to garnish”).
- A gel is a jelly; it’s also a transparent sheet used in stage lighting. When Jell-O sets, or when one’s master plan takes final form, it either jells or gels (though I think the former is preferable).
- Bears are grizzly; crimes are grisly. Cheap meat, of course, is gristly.
- Coats go on hangers; planes go in hangars.
- One’s sweetheart is “hon,” not “hun,” unless one’s sweetheart is Attila (not, by the way, Atilla) or perhaps Winnie-the-Pooh (note hyphens).
- One insures cars; one ensures success; one assures people.
- Lawn mower, not lawnmower.
- The past tense of lead is led, not lead.
- One loathes someone else but is loath to admit one’s distaste.
- If you’re leeching, you’re either bleeding a patient with a leech or otherwise sucking someone’s or something’s lifeblood. If you’re leaching, you’re removing one substance from another by means of a percolating liquid (I have virtually no idea what that means; I trust that you do).
- You wear a mantle; your fireplace has a mantel.
- Masseurs are men; masseuses are women. Many otherwise extremely well educated people don’t seem to know this; I have no idea why. (These days they’re all called massage therapists anyway.)
- The short version of microphone is still, so far as RH is concerned, mike. Not, ick, “mic.” [2009 update: I seem to be losing this battle. Badly. 2010 update: I’ve lost. Follow the author’s lead.]
- There’s no such word as moreso.
- Mucus is a noun; mucous is an adjective.
- Nerve-racking, not -wracking; racked with guilt, not wracked with guilt.
- One buys a newspaper at a newsstand, not a newstand.
- An ordinance is a law; ordnance is ammo.
- Palette has to do with colour; palate has to do with taste; a pallet is, among other things, something you sleep on. Eugene Pallette was a character actor; he’s particularly good in the 1943 film Heaven Can Wait.
- Noun wise, a premier is a diplomat; a premiere is something one attends. “Premier” is also, of course, an adjective denoting quality.
- That which the English call paraffin (as in “paraffin stove”), we Americans call kerosene. Copy editors should keep an eye open for this in mss. by British authors and query it. The term paraffin should generally be reserved for the waxy, oily stuff we associate with candles.
- Prophecy is a noun; prophesy is a verb.
- Per Web 11, it’s restroom.
- The Sibyl is a seeress; Sybil is Basil Fawlty’s wife.
- Please don’t mix somewhat and something into one murky modifier. A thing is somewhat rare, or it’s something of a rarity.
- A tick bites; a tic is a twitch.
- Tortuous is twisty, circuitous, or tricky; torturous is painful, or painfully slow.
- Transsexual, not transexual.
- Troops are military; troupes are theatrical.
- A vice is depraved; a vise squeezes.
- Vocal cords; strikes a chord.
- A smart aleck is a wise guy; a mobster is a wiseguy.
- X ray is a noun; X-ray is a verb or adjective.
I usually never reblog these bc I’m way too awesome to make mistakes, but omgosh there’s some I didn’t know here!!!
Holy useful Batman!
there is no such thing as a slut
there is no such thing as a slut
- there is no such thing as a slut
- there is
- no such thing
- as a slut
a slut is not a thing that exists unless you are a misogynist
it is an insult predicated entirely on the completely erroneous idea that there is any amount or manner or style of consensual sex that it is okay for a woman to have and once she passes that threshold it’s no longer okay
there is no such thing as a slut
a slut is not a thing that exists unless you are a misogynist
when you or your narrative defend a woman against being called a slut by demonstrating that she doesn’t actually cross that threshold
not willingly
not without coercion
not without manipulation
not without intense regret
you are slut-shaming
because you are asserting
that there IS a such a thing as a slut
all you’ve done is deigned to exonerate that particular woman
who was misunderstood and lied on and reduced to sluthood by the cruel cruel world
you are still perpetuating the idea that
the threshold exists
and that out there somewhere
where some women have crossed it
willingly
enthusiastically
consensually
there must be sluts
but there aren’t
because
there is no such thing as a slut
a slut is not a thing that exists unless you are a misogynist
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama IngonyamaI FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS
it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just
yup
that’s a lion
this movie’s about a lion
just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here
How to actually pronounce GIF
Haha see, that’s how you pronounce gif
The last gif ^
But… But… “G” stands for “Graphics” which is a hard g.
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life
Terrible mistake. We don’t do open enthusiasm.
OMFG………
really REALLY
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME CHANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
FRIENDS: I PROMISE THAT IF I DO ANYTHING LIKE THE AMERICAN I AM, IT IS THIS.
(Source: tigerfeel)
(Source: chalkos)
What people think Old English is: Thou art indeed a fine lad, prithee yonder! Wherefore arest mine pantalones?
What it actually is: Syððan ǽrest wearð feasceaft funden, hé þæs frófre gebád, wéox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þáh, oð þæt him ǽghwylc ymbsittendra ofer hron-ráde hýran scolde, gomban gyldan. Þæt wæs gód cyning!
13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”
It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????
WHAT ABOUT CANADA.
grEHy
(Source: wartortles)
Spell out your name using the first result that comes up when you type the letter into the ‘tags’ section. It creates a beautiful acrostic poem.
argh
no-one can save me now but stephen fry
why aren’t I married yet?
every day
never been kissedI had to pick diff tags for the repeated letters ahahah
Pip blogs about its feelings on Valar
I don’t know what to say to you
PIP WILL MAKE EN OUT OF ALL Y’ALL
pip casually ruins a space oddessey
I’m still the dom
nobody cares GladdieI always knew Gandalf was a dirty slut
ONE OVARY IS THE NORTH AND THE OTHER IS THE SOUTH
Never liked Lucy
And it was good
Bri is short for Brianne
Really
I‘M COLD AS HELL
ALTAIR RUN FASTER
No Seriously
Never Again
Eggsned is a stupid stupid biiiitch
and that goddamned armpit
dolorous edd will sit on the iron throne
I just need your neck flaps and then this would be a full-blown party
JON SNOW KNOWS WHERE TO PUT IT
and that goddamned armpit
- What the fuck why would you suggest that to me
- ezio auditore
- now potatoes? asdjhgs
- don’t be a thieving little bastard then
- y‘all bitches don’t know swing
Literally did this today but I had no chocolate
And your ass
Unf
Remember when this used to be a joke?
ALL OF YOU SHUT UP
… accurate?
Kaidan Alenko
Eheheheheheheh
Everyone else go home
Look at dem lips
Excuse me
YOU ASSHAT
Well then.. that’s just.. hmm.
Batman
Emotional faggotry
Thinking of you
HornyWhat is life :’)
Epic win
Les Paul Junior
Laptop
Eeyore
Moira is a diseased pony luster-after
Oh shit I accidentally used proper capitalization
It could be worse
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Ah ha ha ha haI feel like this pretty well sums up who I am :|
Sign
Audio
Kiss the girl
Unfinished
Raya
Am confused with English
Nerd
I am them
Comics
Original
Lord of the Rings
Elijah Wood
Well, that’s mostly dull. Also, apparently Raya is an integral part of me.