tamorapierce:

boneycircus:

scalestails:

So I went to a pond party for my co-workers at my bosses house… and he has a 5,000 gallon pond and i

i can’t

i can’t speak there are no words look at those fish

Like, I’m so mad at myself for not getting anything to give you a sense of their size. They were all easily 4’+ and GIRTHY oh my fucking god you guys. He DUG THE POND BY SHOVEL 10 YEARS AGO THOSE ARE 10 YEAR OLD KOI

His backyard was also meticulously maintained, his garden was freaking insanely nice. YOU GUYS HE HAD A 175 GALLON TANK INSIDE AND IT WAS AMAZING AND A NANO ~8 GALLON SALTWATER NEXT TO IT AND IT BLEW MY TANK OUT OF THE WATER AND IT DIDN’T EVEN HAVE ANY FUCKING CORALS

MY CREW RUNS HARD SON THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN KNOW

Koi! :D

::happy sigh::

When I get home will someone come to the Japanese gardens with me?

955 notes   •   September 29 2014, 07:12 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#fish   #Koi   #fave   #pets   #dream hideaway   

cross-connect:

Fish Lamps by Frank Gehry

Iconic Canadian-American architect and artist Frank Gehry created a gorgeous sculptural series of fish lamps using jagged scales of ColorCore formica mounted on wireframes.

“After accidentally shattering a piece of ColorCore while working on a commission for Formica, he decided to use the broken shards as fish scales by glueing them onto wire armatures.”

Via

Selected by Andrew

14,307 notes   •   May 02 2014, 02:14 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#light   #fish   #art   #sculpture   

moopdrea:

onlylolgifs:

Fish on Wheels

we’re recreating darwinisim

334,242 notes   •   February 19 2014, 11:14 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
neuroatypically-speaking:

shulamithbond:

deepredroom:

red3blog:

juicyjacqulyn:

effffffffffasinfat:

Sounds like someone has a case of “nice guy” syndrome :P

ugh…. gross…
misogynists masquerading as “nice guys”
nope and nope

Sooooo… is the message the Nice Guy™ photoshop wizard is trying to convey that “Good Guys” are an alien species that feels entitled to invade the women’s space for its own edification, while the “Asshole” is a companion species that offers a mutually beneficial relationship?
They may have accidentally had a moment of self-awareness.

Pretty sure the “good guy” also eats those fish, hence why they’re avoiding him. The “asshole” doesn’t eat those fish and is pretty gentle to them, hence why they feel safe enough to hold onto them. What a nice asshole.

I expected this post to be so bad
And it was so good

Accidental irony is so, so delicious.

neuroatypically-speaking:

shulamithbond:

deepredroom:

red3blog:

juicyjacqulyn:

effffffffffasinfat:

Sounds like someone has a case of “nice guy” syndrome :P

ugh…. gross…

misogynists masquerading as “nice guys”

nope and nope

Sooooo… is the message the Nice Guy™ photoshop wizard is trying to convey that “Good Guys” are an alien species that feels entitled to invade the women’s space for its own edification, while the “Asshole” is a companion species that offers a mutually beneficial relationship?

They may have accidentally had a moment of self-awareness.

Pretty sure the “good guy” also eats those fish, hence why they’re avoiding him. The “asshole” doesn’t eat those fish and is pretty gentle to them, hence why they feel safe enough to hold onto them. What a nice asshole.

I expected this post to be so bad

And it was so good

Accidental irony is so, so delicious.

59,371 notes   •   January 09 2014, 08:28 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#sexism   #misogyny   #Nice Guy TM   #fish   
missvoltairine:

teenagegaywad:

What the fuck are cats

Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh

missvoltairine:

teenagegaywad:

What the fuck are cats

Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh

130,108 notes   •   December 15 2013, 12:09 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#gif   #pets   #cat   #animal   #fish   
17,539 notes   •   October 23 2013, 03:25 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#gif   #painting   #fish   #pretty   #calm   
feministfashionista:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

very accurate representation of my love life 

feministfashionista:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

very accurate representation of my love life 

521,015 notes   •   October 18 2013, 06:42 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#gif   #humor   #animal   #fish   

Hyperrealistic Animals Created by Painting on Layers of Resin

55,929 notes   •   October 12 2013, 09:46 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#art   #painting   #photo-realism   #fish   #octopus   #stunning   #turtle   
496,773 notes   •   September 22 2013, 10:00 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#cute   #art   #coffee art   #cat   #fish   

whethervane:

eruditionanimaladoration:

thestarlighthotel:

Kelp Forest by Lee Root

i love this place, although the water is HELLA cold

GOOD GOD DAMN

30,020 notes   •   April 11 2013, 05:32 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#photo   #water   #landscape   #amazing   #fish   #colors   #blue   
31,262 notes   •   April 09 2013, 10:28 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#art   #painting   #photo-realism   #fish   
isaykonnichiwa:

by kalcul

isaykonnichiwa:

by kalcul

24,528 notes   •   April 04 2013, 09:46 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#painting   #koi   #fish   

knitmeapony:

wildheartsscantbebrokenn:

zz-zonked:

derpydeer:

z33r0:

So this past weekend I was at a house party and happened to see the single most miserably neglected fish I have ever seen in my life. The water had an opaque layer of something that looked kind of like grease on top and the single fish inside was listless and shrivelled. It smelled FOUL and the guy hosting the party said that they had noticed the fish being kind of stupid since they had changed the water last time (which must have been like a fucking year ago) by just running the tub into the tank.

Being full of whiskey and compassion(?), I naturally decided that the fish was now mine and reached into that disgusting cesspool with a ziplock bag, took the fish home, cackling to myself because what I was doing was just so weird.

The next day I went out and got a tank, like, I dropped 100$ for a stolen goldfish that cost 4.38$ at PetSmart. I went to a locally owned small pet shop called Paws N’ Jaws and the woman there was super helpful and even gave me some free plants with the tank. Ended up being up til like 2 in the morning with school the next day at 8 setting the stupid thing up, panicking about dechlorinating the water etc etc.

These are his new digs, live plants, snaily companions. He’s perked up A LOT since being moved to an environment that actually has oxygen in the water, and has shown marked improvement in his ability to eat. For the first day or so, his motor skills appeared to be completely fucked up and he had a hard time swimming and eating, he would suck up food and then just spit it right back out. Now he’s having a great time, eating well harassing the snails, trying to eat the plants and zipping around the tank for no apparent reason like a moron, but a happy moron. I really enjoy watching him.. or her.

Admittedly I might have done this even if I had been sober, but I like to think this is proof that not ALL decisions made when drunk are bad ones. I regret nothing.

You are a lovely human being. <3

YOU WENT TO A HOUSE PARTY AND STOLE A GOLDFISH OH MY GOD THAT’S THE BEST DRUNKEN STORY I’VE EVER HEARD

176,410 notes   •   April 02 2013, 12:21 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#fish   #pets   #drunk   #alcohol   #story   

showslow:

Japanese artist Riusuke Fukahori paints three-dimensional goldfish using a complex process of poured resin. The fish are painted meticulously, layer by layer, the sandwiched slices revealing slightly more about each creature, similar to the function of a 3D printer. I really enjoy the rich depth of the pieces and the optical illusion aspect, it’s such an odd process that results in something that’s both a painting and sculptural. Wonderful.

A couple months since I first saw this man’s art. Still in love.

11,169 notes   •   January 06 2013, 11:39 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#image   #images   #art   #painting   #fish   #wow.   #photo-realism   #except not   #Riusuke Fukahori   
vondell-swain:

oh

well this is something i didnt know i wanted until right now

vondell-swain:

oh

well this is something i didnt know i wanted until right now

17,432 notes   •   January 06 2013, 08:07 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#image   #bedroom   #bed   #dream home   #fish   #cool