Nerdfighteria, I give you a puppy-sized elephant.
Either that or an apatosaurus-sized human.
(Not sure if this is Mullet Maureen or Mullet Hank)
But of course that led to me doing this:
After which of course I had to pull out my Pizza John shirt and do all these:
Unfortunately Pizza John is in a slightly larger scale, but I found it rather amusing anyways!
top john plus bottom hank is absolutely terrifying
Behold what I and lumosnox44 had found on the wall of a downtown cafe in Alexandria, Egypt.
Hoo ha Nerdfighters all over the world!!
Well, it is a good quote.
To make this stamp I used a design I’d drawn in Photoshop and printed it out at the appropriate size. Before the ink set I transferred it to the rubber by simply rubbing the back of the paper with my fingernail. Then I outlined in pencil and carved out around the shape. I usually carve out the outline and then cut out the rest of the areas I want blank.
Then I made a print for my wall!
Hoo! Ha! Nerdfighters!
OH MY GOD.
Yup….that’s how it happened.
So now we must explain to the Outsiders that we don’t fight nerds, but rather for them.
or 40,978,064,635 sec
or 682967743 min and 55 sec
or 11382795 hours 43 minutes and 55 sec
or 474283 days 3 hours 43 minutes and 55 sec
Okay that was so much work but totally worth it. I multiplied every single videos views by how long it was and then added it up no rounding or averages here.
I’m going to go sleep now. with the multiple screen shoots of hank uncomfortably close to the camera etched in to by brain to haunt my dreams.
What about that extra second YouTube occasionally tacks on?
The Nerdfighter Song
- Horrible Fiction
I think we need a school of Nerdfighteria. Here are some ideas for teachers, please please, please, add to/change the teachers. WE NEED TO LEARN ALL THE SUBJECTS!!
p.s. In case if you didn’t know, this is all hypothetical. I’m not dragging John away from novel writing. Not ever! Plus, I wouldn’t make someone teach if they had no desire to do so.
Humanities (a.k.a. English and History and Stuff) - John Green
Science - Hank Green
Mathematics - ViHart
Music - Tom Milsom
Art - Vondell Swain
What if Harry Potter fans - I’m eyeing you hard, Nerdfighteria - wrote a script for all the Harry Potter books to turn into 7 movies. Not a line-for-line retelling of the books, or a remake of the movies, but scripts that fit a normal movie-length time and are good. Not just to fans, but to movie lovers as well, and people like my father who have never read the books. Comprehensible is what I’m saying. Because as movies, what we have is not up to scratch, people walk out of theaters scratching their heads because it doesn’t make sense, while at the same time HP nerds are moaning because the people in charge ship Harry/Hermione more than the actual plot (that’s right HPatHBP viewers, romance is a side plot in the books). Does this make sense? Is it not possible to make a good movie that is also true to the books?
I am reblogging this from Wil Wheaton, who posted it on his tumblr. I said a thing that Wil Wheaton posted on his tumblr.
(Once, I met Wil Wheaton at the Los Angeles Times Book Fair. He was very nice.)
And here’s the other nerd quote…
You are enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness.
see this makes me want to read John Green.
Yes Mark, you need to read John Green. But these words of brilliance don’t come from a book, they come from a video.
That’s what I do past midnight.
And if you are reading this you must also search for their songs, because the Hectic Glow is awesome. Maybe - dare I say(write)? - better than even Paige Railstone. (Yeah I know I’m comparing a band to a DJ, sue me.)