The Evolution of Me

outofstardust:

lachoot:

hollayeeehawww:

translucentdeceptions:

Two Dutch guys go through labour pains.

I think every man should have to watch this before they have a baby. 
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Where’s the part where they tell the men that women almost never go through labor for only 2 hours?

I laughed so hard tears rolled down my face

get-sherlock-s-arse:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

Can I show this to everyone? Not even just people who think men are the superior gender. Just everyone.

Did anybody remind them that pretty much no woman goes through labour for only one hour? Like, sometimes it’s longer than 24?

Also, I will never not reblog these videos. All the men have the same reactions, and it is precious.

(Source: vimeo.com)

edwardspoonhands:

bradofarrell:

mewsoleum:

phantomserenity:

racethewind10:

Dove subversive photoshop ‘app’

Four for you Dove. You go Dove. 

BEST. AD. EVER.

ok i’ll probably- take this off later as i do with a lot of personal posts i just type out in the moment but i just gotta’ say, while i appreciate the sentiment and agree that the portrayal of ‘beauty’ in the media is definitely waaay obscured (who wouldn’t?) dove realizes art directors and graphic designers rarely make the decision when it comes to what photos are going to be retouched? sure, they could simply reject the job; it’s certainly something i’d never want to do but as someone hoping to get into the industry i realize it’s a tough market and you gotta’ get bread on the table. promoting a healthier image is great, it’s wonderful, but don’t make graphic designers the villains. talk about their bosses, the companies; don’t go we’re calling you out for something you had no decision in!! enjoy having to redo this entire thing in order to pay for your cost of living, shame on u.

on the other hand what they’re trying to promote is most definitely a good thing so i’m not in defense of photo retouching for ads at all, but— it’s like? let me explain 2 u a thing dove

sorry to those who disagree too because i can totally see this argument both ways i just??? maybe if you’re making a living off of retouching only, but that’s rarely the case?

???

yeah dove is bein kind of a jerk here

If Dove wants to “speak directly to those responsible for for manipulating our perceptions” maybe they should talk to their brother company, who made this ad…and many that are far worse.

geoducks:

yourlittleampersand:

Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke.

whoa this guy owns

(Source: mochente)

frodosprincess:

ellierratic:

technicolordragon:

seblester:

I filmed this yesterday.

I just want to watch this forever, it’s so beautiful.

HOW

crying

vondell-swain:

flipping-guts-burger:

redbaroness:

moofrog:

coyoteorian:

quinncy:

rainekitty:

lyaazor:

electrikfeather:

ragtimelimes:

louiebonbon:

I can relate so much!

I dont think Id be comfortable enough to do this but if I have to okay ahah

funny as shit tho

Really good advice for people new to life drawing!

YEP ACCURATE

900% accurate.

This is extremely true from what I’ve heard. MY school does some life drawing with clothing, usually a student, and I plan on taking a few classes with nude models in a local gallery.

Oh my god this is perfect. That was the entirety of my Human Figure and Drawing courses right there.

Omg this is fucking amazing and so much of this is so true. 

this makes me really want to take a life drawing class

and draw genitals in excruciating detail

Hipstermode

I knew about this guy before tumblr did.

oh man this is

super accurate

yeah if anyone is wondering what art college figure drawing classes are like, this is it

liamdryden:

thedukeoflions:

hempbaby:

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

slutshamersonfb:

This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA that is a direct response to blaming a rape victim for dressing like a slut.

I love

I remember seeing this on TV a while ago. Go Scotland!

yes good

yaoibutterfly:

turquoiseload:

hazeglow:

abner-vanslyk:

nightmareloki:

chatterboxrose:

panahemataylor:

feministcrixus:

eternal-creys:

meowgon:

radiumshine:

cptprocrastination:

BABIES

OH NO BABIES

BABIES!!!!!

BABIEES

WHAT’S UP BABIES

BABIES!!!

BABIESSSS

BABIESSSSSSSAHHHHHHHHHH

BABIES BABIES BABIEs

THIS VIDEO MAKES ME SO HAPPY

BABIES

BABIES

BABIES

lunatoday:

fadeintocase:

helioscentrifuge:

Hey. Don’t just scroll past. Come back and watch this. You need it more than you know.

holy shit.

the time out of your day to watch this will not be wasted, I assure you.

(Source: helioscentrifuge)

98percentevil:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

GOOSE BUMPS.

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“TAKE THAT “BIG” - BOOM!” - 98% Evil

“Simpley AWESOME!” - 2% Good

(Source: videohall)

eddplant:

ravenzoe:

theyouthdieyoung:

onthewing:

[tw: cissexism, sexual harassment, implied rape]

You wanna be Peter Pan. 
You wanna be that fairy-dusted disaster that conquers Hook and slays pirates because that’s what strong boys do. 
But they gave you a dress, and a name to match, and a lot of pink stuff you’d never play with. 

You loved action figures just as much as dolls (yeah, you love dolls, don’t lie). 

You don’t walk like a lady though. 

You flunked ballet class. 

“You can’t go, it’s boys only.” 
“Don’t wear swimming trunks, wear a bathing suit.”
“You’re too old to be a tomboy! GROW UP.”

You can’t fly. You never will. 

Even days when you’re wearing the perfect clothes 
people will stare and say, “Is that a girl or a boy?” 
And you smile to yourself because today, 
maybe you might just pass, 
but then you see their eyes register no facial hair, 
no knot in your throat, no bulge in your pants, they say it again.

Louder.

Tauntingly.

“IS THAT A GIRL OR A BOY?” 

This time they know and they just wanna see you squirm 
and you do and they snicker and give you that look that says, “You aren’t human here.” 

You’re stuck with the body you’ve got and the gender you don’t 
There’s no fairy dust 
No flying away 
No childhood dreams 
So you’re doing the best you can. 

You rock your indecisive parts proudly, 
but there are days when you can be shattered by a quick tongue.
Days when men argue about the lines of your body, and then one says, “It’s got tits.” 

IT 

because you’re not worthy of any other title. 

Days when girls will hate you for what you are 
whatever you are 
you aren’t human here. 
But I’ve got tits.

So on that day when he said to me, 
“I don’t care if you’re gay, I’d still fuck the shit out of you,” 
I should’ve been willing, right? 

But I wasn’t. 

So I walked faster trying to escape his leering face, 
the look of malice in his eyes that I’ve seen in so many other men 
“I’ll fuck you straight, girl.” 

I don’t know how much of a girl 
I am but at that moment I wished I had the knuckle strength of men. 

But I don’t, so I left my pride in this throat, 
I would try to glue myself back together for tomorrow 
because there are always gonna be days like this. 

Days when you have to carry your somber heart like a coffin, 
days when you pass until you slip and let your words fall from your mouth carried by a feminine voice and they know again. 

Know that you’re not a him, or a her, but something in between, not human to them. 

What an abomination. What a monster. 

Why can’t you be normal with your dress, your boyfriend, your virginity? 
They wanna paint you the color of smashed hymens. 
They want you to know that naked, you will always be soft like a woman; 
naked, you will always have the parts of a woman, 
you, IT, your telltale breasts 
you will NEVER be one of those strong boys. 
you are far from Peter Pan but learn to hold your back like a flagpole, 
it’s all you’ve got out there. 
there’s no Neverland.

poetry makes me cry

favorite. favorite. favorite.

if this didn’t make you cry or at least feel something i don’t even have words for you. *snaps*

Holy FUCK. Please, please watch this.

idratherbedrinkingtea:

call me maybe performed with bottles

(Source: videohall)

thebooradley:

faustbot:

hisa-senpai-sinkingwithherships:

deviouslyratedm:

gc-dc:

nicis125:

He makes pole dancing look so masculine. He’s got some awesome moves

I would stick so many twenties in his G-string.

Why doesn’t he have a spot in Zoomanity?

HOT

DAMN

This makes me want to learn pole dancing.

fuck me

ginandmonica:

nickelcobalt:

Galaxy chocolate commercial featuring CGI Audrey Hepburn

I don’t know how I feel about this, but I now I have a sudden wish for someone to do some big movie with all my favorite old Hollywood actors with CGI. Like, some big huge story or even fantasy involving all of them…

No but really. If this is the type of technology they’ll use for the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who, do you know how incredibly awesome that would be?
That is, if all eleven Doctors will be featured as rumors say. And if Steven Moffat doesn’t screw up the script.

(Source: poehlerized)

popeyeschicken:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Red hot nickel dropped in water…

ARE WE IN SPACE